Dane Cook - SuperComedian
A friend of mine from my work just put me onto this guy named Dane Cook. The newest and greatest comedian to be dubbed Mr Bandwagon (by me). Sure, the guy is probably funny and I want to watch his new movie called Waiting, but I'll be damned if I can respect a comedian who is good looking. That just is not right.
The sole purpose of a comedian in my opinion, is to make me feel good, whether it by telling a funny joke, or going on about how crap his or her life may be. In Dane Cook's case, he may tell an amusing anictdote or two, but the guy is just too attractive.
He tells this story and all the girls are screaming and making calf eyes at him while im sitting there thinking to myself
"Man, I wish I looked like that, I'm so ugly"
I want to look at a comedian and think to myself
"Man, Im great looking arent I? I should be on television"
Here are some comedian's that make me feel good about myself
Rodney Dangerfield.
Rodney is famous for owning a club called Dangerfields, I don't think he is funny at all (apart from his little foray into the Simpsons - that was pretty classy) but he makes me feel good because he looks more like a frog than I do.
Lee Evans
I've seen Lee on a few shows, he also stars in some Sitcom that I don't know the name of, needless to say its not all that popular (but I said it anyway). Lee is one of those comedians that I sit there and watch for about 30 minutes thinking about how much funnier I am than he is when he just does something so stupid that it makes me laugh. Usually its by pulling some face. His ears are so big that its usually comical when he pulls one. Plus he sweats alot on stage. Anyone who does that gets a big thumbs up from me.
Rowan Atkinson aka Mr Bean
Rowan Atkinson. Genius, smart guy, but hes ugly. He makes me laugh and feel good about myself at the same time. You can't beat that combination
Anyway, I give Dane Cook a MEH, he is ok and says some funny stuff but he needs to get into a few celebrity boxing matches before I can respect him. 1 thumb sideways
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I agree but its saturday now so I had better go
Well I know that I'm a wicked guy,
And I was born with a jealous mind.
What's up player.. you alright?
Once again your artwork is pathetic. When are you going to invest some time and money into a good graphics suite and learning the skills to produce grade A output that is required of blog sites. We can see the initial circle and line that you made, couldn't you have just filled this with red instead of using the paint or pencil or whatever fucking tool it is you used? It looks miserable.
Oh, I forgot, you already created an article about how you like to live in a fantasy world where it doesn't matter that you continually produce this kind of tripe and place it on your site. In that case, keep up the good work.
Cameron.... you're an idiot..... he is hilarious!!!!!!
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