Review of Mark's Butt

A Candid Appraisal of Mark's Butt


Mark's Butt

When I first saw Mark's butt I was fairly unimpressed and to be honest, my opinion has never changed since. My mother has always said to me "Trust your gut instinct my son" In this case my gut instinct told me that Mark's Butt is subpar. Mum also used to say to me "If you keep stealing my beers I will confiscate your asthma spray."

At first, I was hopeful because as we all know, clothing usually clothing does a great job of hiding the inadequacies of a certain individual. However, once those pants came down, that was it.. bam, it was like we had suddenly left earth via a wormhole and appeared on Uranus. By this I mean because of the affect of gravity Mark's butt appeared droopy, not because the name of the planet sounds like "Your Anus". That's just childish.

The other thing about Mark's Butt that I dislike (apart from the monumental "droop" factor) is that fact that it is a strange brown colour. I don't like that at all.

All in all, Mark's butt was, and still is, uninspiring. I give it 4 thumbs down . (And yes I stole that straight from Chapelle)

Here is an example of a good butt, unlike Mark's butt (which is bad).