Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

I didn't really want this to be a seperate post to the last one but I couldn't insert any more pictures into my last post so i had to make a new one. Oh well.

Such is Life (NK)

I just realised that today is Thanksgiving, an American and possibly other places in the world tradition that I don't pretend to know the origins of. All I know is that you get to eat one of these things

Real Turkey
What an ugly bird

I'm sure the origins of Thanksgiving are pure and noble and all the rest of it, but where does cooking up a big ugly bird come into it?

Someone from circa 1600 - Umm, i just thought of a new holiday, we give thanks to and while we doing it we eat that ugly bird thats been crapping all over the grass
Wife - Ok. Good idea Frank

Maybe someone (me probably) should make up a new holiday called Thank God for Wild Turkey

Bourbon
Wild Turkey - I hate it but if it gets me an extra paid holiday its great!

Im thinking the holiday will be on the 22nd of April each year (except when it falls on a weekend, in cases like this the holiday should be extended to 3 days), people go out and buy wild turkey from the shops (or steal it, whatever floats your boat) and share it with their loved ones. The best thing about it is you don't have to eat a big ugly bird, you can just eat chicken, or better yet a cow. Cows are pretty cute

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Comments

Comment I agree but its saturday now so I had better go

Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:43 am MST by loan

Comment I wish i knew big words and could write a song like Ms Amorous. Maybe if I was to try I would write something like Ding Dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The paedophile witch!! She's dead like a dead dead dog Stinking up the room like a bucket of spew! Oh pew! What's that smell! It's the paedophile witch! She's dad! Yeahhh!! Ohhh!! Yeahh! She's kicked it She's kicked the bucket! Bury that bitch. The paedophile Witch And so on and so forth.

Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:51 pm MST by Cameron

Comment I would like to share with everyone some song lyrics that I feel are some of the most profound and esoteric lyrics of our life time. Relevant to this blog, these thought provoking lyrics have the potential to alter your mindset in such a manner, that you will ascend to a higher plane of existance reserved for the top echelon of humans such as the Shaolin of Nepal or Meiji of Japan. The Lyrics are: "Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody. Absolutely everybody, in the whole wide world." Performed by: Vanessa Amorosi Written by: An Ethereal Body With Advanced Intelligence Far Exceeding Anything The Human Species Could Ever Come Up WIth. ~rob~

Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:26 pm MST by rob

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