Drunk!

From Angelo, creater of Dylan Bradley - Harsh but funny

There was a guy in a bar one night who got really drunk, really, really, really drunk.

When the bar closed he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk so he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.

Shocked, the nun felt her knees go beneath her but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the bottom, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.

Then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said................




"NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT ARE YOU, BATMAN?"