Nobody Can Defeat the Blob.. err I mean Fog

HI.

My name is Cameron Murray and I will be presenting to you a short story about the foggiest city in the known world, Vancouver.

Vancouver is really foggy.

It is so foggy, the president of Fogtonia (located just near Uranus) called the Mayor of Vancouver (known to Vancouverite's as Mr Mayor, or Mr Coove. Close friends just call him Jim. I like to call him Mayor Jim Coove. Too schmoo for Schoo) and asked for a loan of Fog (Fogtonia is running low because of the illegal use of Fog as a laxative)

And a recap of the previous paragraph, minus parenthesese (sp?)

It is so foggy, the president of Fogtonia called the Mayor of Vancouver and asked for a loan of Fog.

The other day I was walking down the street and got shouldered out of the way by a wall of fog!

The fog called and told me to get out of town because I was the wrong colour. (As in I was a colour other than dank)

Kicker for CFL team Toronto Argonauts Mr Prefontaine, is considering changing his name to Mr Prefogtaine. And the Argonauts are considering changing their team name to something that actually makes sense. (At least its better than Montreal's team name, the Alloweata's.. and no, i cant spell. Doesn't alloweata just strike fear into your heart??)

300lb line backer - Oh gosh no, we are playing the Alloweata's. I hope they don't start singing again!

Fog hockey has taken over from Ice Hockey as Vancouver's favourite passtime. Fog hockey involves a bunch of guys running around taking swings at the fog. Score is kept by cheering females.

East Hastings crime rate has his an all time low, due to the fog. Junkies are having trouble seeing their own arms and/or victims.

Robson Street has been renamed to Fog Street and all the snobs are staying indoors because nobody can see them turn their noses up at everyone anymore.

Egg nog has been renamed to Fog Nog.

The rocky mountains are presumed lost, they have not been seen in 5 days. If anyone knows anyone, please call the office of the Mayor Jim Coove.

The annual Canadian Football cup is being played in Vancouver this year. This event is known as the Grey Cup. No change required >> endl;













A picture of the fog, notice the building across the street.

That's about it, in other news. It sucks to have to get up at 4 in the morning, BC Lions suck at winning Semi Finals and I can't wait until this weekend.

Rock on world.