Idiots that walk around shouting random things out to random people annoy me

Idiots that walk around shouting random things out to random people annoy me

Although it is a trend for people to use blogs to complain about random things that happen that annoy them, I feel like complaining about something, so here goes.

Today im walking to get my mail, im not yelling things out randomly to random people as I walk past them. Im pretty sure most people are like this. Anyway, so this dude is walking slightly behind me and starts yelling something out that sound like

"Where is Loading Zone 47?"

I initially just figured this dude was talking to someone behind me, but the bombardment of the above statement kept on keeping on and I was forced to turn around to see who the fuck was making my day shit and I see this idiot and he repeats his mantra to me

"Where is loading Zone 47?"

I still figured he was talking to someone else, or was one of the random idiots that inhabit Vancouver's streets but he half turned to me and asked his little ditty again.

I dont know why but for some reason the way this guy was just asking random stupid stuff to random people was annoying me so I just said to him

"Who are you talking to?"

I mean this guy was missing pretty much every basic conversational skill there is. He did not make eye contact with anyone, me included (well I made the mistake of looking at him sideways, but thats another story altogether really isnt it, as well as beating someone to death with their own shoes), he didn't address anyone or notify anyone that he would like to ask them a question and.. oh yeah, he wasn't making any sense..

The way I said "Who are you talking to?" obviously rubbed this idiot up the wrong way a little so he slows down and yells out to my retreating back

"I'm talking to you! Don't get cocky!! Where is loading zone 47?"

I just shook my head and kept walking away. I kind of wanted to tear shreds off this guy but then I remembered I was a pussy so I just thought of about 20 awesome things I could have said to him.

Anyway, if you are out there you idiot, you are an idiot.

I hope you never find Loading Zone 47. I hope an elephant comes and does a massive shit on your head while you are not looking.

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Comment I agree but its saturday now so I had better go

Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:43 am MST by loan

Comment Dude, where are you? Haven't heard from you in a while. Get on jabber or send us an email. A

Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:34 pm MST by Begbie

Comment Some parts of Vancouver make Campbelltown seem like the Rolls Royce of slums.

Fri Mar 3, 2006 12:58 am MST by Cameron

Comment Does that remind you of campbelltown??

Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:01 am MST by Shane

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