I want to punch spam in the face

I am currently in the market for a more.. no, make that a less spam friendly web blog host, so if anyone out there is reading this, give me some ideas. I might swap over to the same one that big dale uses. That one seems pretty sweet but then I will lose all my awesome articles.

THat would pretty much ruin my entire life.

Anyway, the main point I want to make is that I want to punch spam in the face. I am kind of contemplating making a scare-crow style creature and putting a picture of spam on the front of it. Just so I can punch it.

There are so many reasons why I don't like spam.

Here are a few of them

1) Spam has the letter S in it. I don't like S. If you are intelligent (Like the guy who invented Tea Bags) then you would realise that my name does not contain the letter S. This is not a fluke.

2) Spam makes me want to poo on the face of Online Casinos

3) Spam does not make me want to update my blog,

4) Spam seems to think its Saturday every day. Spam if you are out there, get a new hobby and stop posting your online casino crap on my site.

That's enough reasons for now.

In other news, I am back in Australia. I have basically kept it a secret from almost everyone because I am an anti social git who does not like the company of other people who are nicer than I am.

Wish for the day - Spam gets stabbed by the aids needle.