Cammo3001's Guide to Having a Great Time at a Party

Hello.

Firstly if you are thinking of having a good time at a party... never take a wallet or phone. This way, if you get really drunk you never have to worry about losing them.

Secondly, get really drunk. Just make sure you drink alot in the first few hours, so by the time everyone arrives and is starting to have a good time, mellowing out, chatting loudly and farting softly (or is that just me?) you will already be the loudest and most obnoxious person in the room, but the best part of it is, you won't even know. You will think you are pretty much the balls.

Standard Drinking Pattern should be something like this

1st Hour - 10 or so standard drinks
2nd Hour - 5 or so standard drinks
3rd Hour - 5 or so standard drinks
4th Hour - Lucky to make it this far, probably can squeeze in one or two more S.D's
5th Hour - Pass Out

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